7 Christmassy Sex-gestions
If you’ll be spending the holidays with your honey, we have a few cheeky suggestions on how to get down.
- Sneaky Giblets: This one’s simple to start you off, but you’ll need to be seated next to your partner at Christmas dinner. (Or, I guess you could just be adventurous, but always get consent first.) Simple reach across, undo their fly, and let the fun begin.
- Down the Chimney: The location of this one doesn’t matter quite as much as the position. Preferably, one partner should be standing, while the other kneels or sits at their feet. All that’s left is to go down, like Santa through a chimney.
- Reindeer Style: It’s like doggy-style, but you’re both drunk, preferably on Christmassy beverages. Bonus points are awarded if you do it outside in the snow.
- Ho Ho Ho!: Any configuration of a threesome. We make no judgments about how or where you do it, only that all three of you enjoy yourselves.
- Chestnuts Roasting: Here’s a romantic option – sex, right in front of the fireplace. Any way you like it, this is sure to keep you warm and cozy.
- Do You Want to Fuck a Snowman?: It’s time to bundle up and get creative because, for this last one, you’re headed outside to face the elements. “The cold never bothered me anyway.”
- Trim the Tree: Grab your balls and baubles and get creative! Decorate each other however you see fit. Washable magic markers, edible body paints, and maybe even a little tree garland are all perfectly fine options.
‘Tis the season! (And you gotta keep warm somehow.)