This article was first published on March 16th, 2016
St. Patrick’s Day Sex Tips
St Patrick: The patron saint of Ireland, engineers, and paralegals. St Patrick himself might not be a traditional sexual icon, but Paddy’s Day is a long celebrated day of fun, frolics and getting a bit naughty. This year we have the six top tips you need to make this a sexy St Patrick’s Day for you and your lover.
Go Green Or Go Home
Maybe this should be “go green and THEN go home”? Paddy’s day is all about dressing up and getting a bit silly. Never underestimate the effect that an oversized leprechaun hat combined with Adult Lingerie could have in pleasing your lover. Of course, we would recommend green lingerie to keep in with the holiday theme.
Get Sexy, Not Sloppy
Everyone loves a drink or nine on Paddy’s Day but make sure you know your limits if you want to last longer in bed. Whether or not you are with a long-term partner, make sure to be safe and make this sexual encounter one to remember.
Beware of Snakes
St Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland, but he may not be available down at your local pub this March. So, if you don’t want to pay the price of pleasure make sure to have your best snake detectors out. Alternatively, you can seek the pleasures of online sexual activity in advance and go out knowing you’re in for a good time.
Get Lucky With The Irish
Did you know that the Irish were voted in the top 5 best lovers in the world? And the Irish frequently get voted in the top accents too. What better way to seduce your lover on Paddy’s Day than using your Irish lilt and asking if they want to get lucky? And if you’re not Irish? Then you know who to listen out for.
Have A Hooley
Everybody loves a dance and a “hooley”, and Paddy’s Day is the ultimate party. Dancing is always a good way to begin courtship and get your partner in the mood. Whether it’s to an Irish trad’ or your favorite B*Witched song there is always an opportunity to build intimacy in your relationship.
By using your dance moves to tease your lover this will help intensify your experience in the bedroom. Foreplay begins on the dance floor and this is no exception on St Paddy’s Day.
Distance makes the heart grow fonder
The Irish are well known for sailing the seas and traveling the globe. If your long distance lover isn’t going to be home for Paddy’s Day then why not get together online? Sex Toys during video communication can bring a couple together and make this a holiday to remember.
St Patrick’s Day can easily become the sexiest holiday by following these tips and building a closer relationship with your lover. Let your hair down and have a pint or two with your lover and let's all get sexy this March 17th.